Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Big, fat gay men. Yesssssss

It's snowing. A lot. Big deal.

I miss having the internet at my house. I miss it a whooooole lot. Without it, I tend to be supremely bored and do things like watch Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince two and half times...in a row. To be fair, I also did the pile of dishes that had accumilated and some laundry.

I spent a lot of time wishing for things, too. The top of my wish list is a very large gay man to love and squeeze. We'd hold hands and skip (not too much because we'd both be out of breath very quickly), go to gay bars, and then cry when we're too drunk to function. I mean, is that too much to ask? Someone please find me this beast man.

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