C'mon, Stubs.

My roommate and I have the weirdest conversations. Last night we were lying in bed and talking about the craziest shit. He told me that he wanted to have a pre-funeral, one that he could attend, and it would be his "sending off." Of course, this would be in the very far future. His warped vision involved his inevitable limb amputation, which would force me to push his torso and stubs down the aisle towards his coffin. While I do this, I will be singing a warbling rendition of "Jesus Take The Wheel" and his song, in response, is "You Raise Me Up," which he sings as I lift his body up and into the coffin. Meanwhile, in an effort to keep this circus going, our darling cat Vera, dressed as a rabbi, sends his soul to heaven. God only knows what Dorian would be doing, but I'm sure it's enough to send us all to hell.

I live with a lunatic. :)